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do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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