my phone needs a breathalizer
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
