after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
