Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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