if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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