Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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