wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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