Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Randomize
