Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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