You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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