So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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