Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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