I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I don't think brook has ever known best
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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