how hairy? two words: wookie tits
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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