My brain says no but my pants say off.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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