then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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