Are we in a gay sports bar?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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