i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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