Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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