They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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