I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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