I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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