happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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