Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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