so explain again why im purple
no
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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