I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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