ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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