she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Shame - the story of my life.
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