But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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