he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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