Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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