Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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