so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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