Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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