I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My vagina is very pro this idea
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
