Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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