i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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