Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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