I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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