Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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