Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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