Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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