I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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