two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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