he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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