That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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