69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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