i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Randomize
