so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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