May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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